Comments on: Pain.

By: Unknown

Unknown — Fri, 09 Sep 2005 10:49:11 +0000

oops, sorry. bad english. my theory was just meant to be applied to you….tis the reason I was an engineering major, you know

By: Fat Cyclist

Fat Cyclist — Fri, 09 Sep 2005 05:48:26 +0000

dug – you, rocky and i know that was your best post ever. audibles from both the mrs. and me. and from rocky, i warrant.spinecho – your theory is a fine one but breaks down when you factor my sister into the equation. unlike me, all my sisters seem to have a "thin and attractive" gene.

By: Unknown

Unknown — Fri, 09 Sep 2005 02:46:42 +0000

Wow. You and your sister are made out of tough stuff. Can I offer a hypothesis on your indestructibility? They say that fat is pretty good at protecting vital organs and body parts — maybe this explains how you have managed to stay mostly intact, well, except for the very mild brain damage which explains the selective amnesia for the pain and suffereing after a major wipe out. BUT WAIT! maybe the fat protective factor is actually balanced out by the decrease in mass which decreases the force of impact (remember the lovely F=ma?) So, I think you should keep on losing the weight to decrease that M. f=ma, f=ma, f=ma…….. or learn to fall in slow motion……sorry, spent too much time alone in front of a computer today, am going insanesigh, anyone here who can help motivate me to get back on a bike (mine has happily been covered with laundry for 4 years now, and is rusting because of it, how sad, murder by neglect)

By: Unknown

Unknown — Fri, 09 Sep 2005 02:29:14 +0000

rockhead . . . rocky? rocky, i miss you man. how’s that handlebar?

By: Unknown

Unknown — Thu, 08 Sep 2005 21:00:32 +0000

It’s good to know that Dug hasn’t changed much. And when I went to fetch her from her little predicament, I chided her that there was going to be no dinner when we got home. Okay…kidding. I should add to Fatty’s blog that when the phone call came to my office, I realized that my car was nearly out of gas, and that I would have to stop to get some if I did indeed have to extract her. And, as good fortune would have it, I had just purchased a new four-wheel drive, which was essential to the extraction…into which she proceeded to deposit copious amounts of her blood, of course. The dentist who was mentioned in Fatty’s blog was there at the ER and kindly used peroxide and elbow grease to clean the upholstery whilst Kellene and I were in the "sewing room". She was a mess, and I have to assert that hermost ardent complaint throughout the whole ordeal was not the itching of the cast, not the pain in various parts of her body, not the mental trauma of the fall, not the inconvenience of bathing rather than showering, and not the endless visits to the doctors and dentists. No, her biggest complaint was the huge log jam of words building up in her head as she was unable to speak intelligibly for nearly six weeks, and her inability to wildly gesticulate as she spoke, which she is wont to do. They (the log-jammed words) continue to tumble out in a steady stream even these three years since the fall. I wonder if she will ever catch up!?!Fortunately, she is really cute…

By: Unknown

Unknown — Thu, 08 Sep 2005 19:44:13 +0000

raves and drug counseling aren’t hip. that’s so 90s.

By: Jodi

Jodi — Thu, 08 Sep 2005 19:06:33 +0000

Man, every time I hear that story it makes me laugh and laugh and laugh. Kellene only suffered because she is such a talker and having her jaw wired shut was the ultimate debilitation. No no no I don’t laugh it was scary for sure….but is she really tough? I totally think I could have climbed up the cliff and made it home in time to whip up a hot dinner for the fam. But that’s just me…….a band-aid and a vicodin and I’m good to go!Nathanv – there’s one more of us…lessee…tough-y, fatt-y, art-y, error-y, and militar-y. Oh yeh, and nobody is hip except me.

By: tayfuryagci

tayfuryagci — Thu, 08 Sep 2005 18:23:12 +0000

thats one hell of a crash. I always tought if there was such an incident. a chopper would come down and save you but yup that was just a movie.

By: Eric

Eric — Thu, 08 Sep 2005 16:26:47 +0000

Your sister is hardcore…hardcore chicks rock!As for your weight loss, I’d like to contribute a theory:Typing. Typing burns calories, too! and I see that you’ve done plenty of it.

By: Unknown

Unknown — Thu, 08 Sep 2005 13:18:22 +0000

Fatty,I would like to sign up for your prediction concierge service. You nailed the Lancer, didn’t you? Could you please let me know some good stock picks? Fell free to cloak your predictions in dripping satire, just let me know where to put my hard earned dineros. Thanks a ton. Jim