Comments on: Sick + Slammed

By: tayfuryagci

tayfuryagci — Fri, 09 Dec 2005 16:22:29 +0000

hey my guess had nothing to do with bikes. am I an idiot or what? :D

By: Unknown

Unknown — Thu, 08 Dec 2005 21:06:34 +0000

Hiya Fatty, sorry to hear you are not well. Hope you feel better soon. Your recent piece on Lance Armstrong is hilarious! Does Lance ever contact you with comments about your work?

By: Unknown

Unknown — Thu, 08 Dec 2005 19:34:37 +0000

Is it a Lipoma?Botched

By: Fat

Fat — Thu, 08 Dec 2005 19:22:07 +0000

Loez, you need to include "The Best Cake In the World" on that ransom letter.~ FFC

By: Unknown

Unknown — Thu, 08 Dec 2005 18:59:09 +0000

I believe it’s an advance on a book deal. If not, it should be.

By: Unknown

Unknown — Thu, 08 Dec 2005 18:15:54 +0000

Whatever it was, it beats the lot of us.Obviously.

By: Loes

Loes — Thu, 08 Dec 2005 17:59:56 +0000

Your e-mail:Dear fatty,We have abducted your bike and at the moment of writing we are torturing it. Yes fatty, we are torturing your bike and it is in a lot of pain. We even intend killing it. But you can save it from its pain, and more importantly from its death! All you have to do is give us some chocolate cookies and brownies, 10kg at the least. Just put the cookies and brownies wrapped up in your garage and we will give you back your bike.yours sincerely,Mr. A. Lienps. We have a little problem. We managed to get the rear wheel out, but we could not get it back in so we broke of the derailleur. So nothing serious really.

By: Mark

Mark — Thu, 08 Dec 2005 17:49:18 +0000

A fan letter from Lance Armstrong

By: Zed

Zed — Thu, 08 Dec 2005 16:12:35 +0000

He he! Conejita, that just makes it all the more funny. Retarded lawyers! Nothing personal, Al. (I should know better than to mess with a Rugby player who could probably crush me with his bare hands.)

By: Unknown

Unknown — Thu, 08 Dec 2005 14:40:19 +0000

I think its the new "Chris Carmichael Motivator". A self contained mp3 earpiece you put in while riding that just keeps mentioning over and over (and over) how Lance does things.