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	<title>Comments on: How to Freak People Out on Christmas</title>
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		<title>By: Andrew</title>
		<link>http://www.fatcyclist.com/2005/12/25/how-to-freak-people-out-on-christmas/comment-page-1/#comment-500982</link>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Dec 2005 17:54:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Well, OK then, I going to don my gay apparel.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, OK then, I going to don my gay apparel.</p>
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		<title>By: Siobhan</title>
		<link>http://www.fatcyclist.com/2005/12/25/how-to-freak-people-out-on-christmas/comment-page-1/#comment-500983</link>
		<dc:creator>Siobhan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Dec 2005 06:53:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You&#039;ve just answered my question as to why we Brits exclaim &quot;Happy Christmas.&quot;  Maybe there&#039;s some sort of conspiracy theory here.Siobhan</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You&#8217;ve just answered my question as to why we Brits exclaim &quot;Happy Christmas.&quot;  Maybe there&#8217;s some sort of conspiracy theory here.Siobhan</p>
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		<title>By: Unknown</title>
		<link>http://www.fatcyclist.com/2005/12/25/how-to-freak-people-out-on-christmas/comment-page-1/#comment-500984</link>
		<dc:creator>Unknown</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Dec 2005 05:28:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Well, I did my part for holiday silliness. I wrote up my ride report for yesterday&#039;s ride as a parody of &quot;The Night Before Christmas&quot;. It was 51 miles of playing Los Angeles tourist, seeing some Hollywood history, and climbing some gnarly hills. It was fun:http://www.1134.org/blog/?p=590</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, I did my part for holiday silliness. I wrote up my ride report for yesterday&#8217;s ride as a parody of &quot;The Night Before Christmas&quot;. It was 51 miles of playing Los Angeles tourist, seeing some Hollywood history, and climbing some gnarly hills. It was fun:http://www.1134.org/blog/?p=590</p>
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		<title>By: Ariane</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ariane</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Dec 2005 16:44:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hahaha... I think that a Christmas ride is in order, and I should like to see the whole group behaving in an inordinately marry fashion. Ahhh... the imagery makes me happy on the inside. Now, if you will excuse me; the Nog doth beckon.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hahaha&#8230; I think that a Christmas ride is in order, and I should like to see the whole group behaving in an inordinately marry fashion. Ahhh&#8230; the imagery makes me happy on the inside. Now, if you will excuse me; the Nog doth beckon.</p>
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		<title>By: Tom Stormcrowe</title>
		<link>http://www.fatcyclist.com/2005/12/25/how-to-freak-people-out-on-christmas/comment-page-1/#comment-500986</link>
		<dc:creator>Tom Stormcrowe</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Dec 2005 14:04:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Actually, Fatty, you just described me every Christmas!::GRIN:: If I DON&#039;T behave that way, they immediately check my pulse! Yes, I&#039;m THAT relative! Here&#039;s hoping you have a merry Christmas, you and your family as well! See ya &#039;round!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Actually, Fatty, you just described me every Christmas!::GRIN:: If I DON&#8217;T behave that way, they immediately check my pulse! Yes, I&#8217;m THAT relative! Here&#8217;s hoping you have a merry Christmas, you and your family as well! See ya &#8217;round!</p>
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		<title>By: BIg Mike In Oz</title>
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		<dc:creator>BIg Mike In Oz</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Dec 2005 10:51:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The sun has set on our 25th and I did verily guffaw and chortle at the poor unassuming person taking payment for petrol on our journey to the inlaws.  I&#039;m sure she&#039;s the reason I was stopped by the police 50 miles up the road.  Suspicious behaviour indeed, displaying happiness (bordering on merriment) while in charge of a station wagon loaded with food, gifts and screaming children.I hope your chosen effigy leaves a suitably exciting donation in your designated receptacle.  (I hope I was sufficiently politically correct)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The sun has set on our 25th and I did verily guffaw and chortle at the poor unassuming person taking payment for petrol on our journey to the inlaws.  I&#8217;m sure she&#8217;s the reason I was stopped by the police 50 miles up the road.  Suspicious behaviour indeed, displaying happiness (bordering on merriment) while in charge of a station wagon loaded with food, gifts and screaming children.I hope your chosen effigy leaves a suitably exciting donation in your designated receptacle.  (I hope I was sufficiently politically correct)</p>
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		<title>By: Carolynn</title>
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		<dc:creator>Carolynn</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Dec 2005 07:31:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You could be really dangerous if you had side duties such as your erroristic sister.  I&#039;m certainly glad you don&#039;t.  I think Shadow Scythe may be wisely apprehensive.  Have a wonderfully serene and peaceful Christmas, with calm and tranquility defining your every moment.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You could be really dangerous if you had side duties such as your erroristic sister.  I&#8217;m certainly glad you don&#8217;t.  I think Shadow Scythe may be wisely apprehensive.  Have a wonderfully serene and peaceful Christmas, with calm and tranquility defining your every moment.</p>
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		<title>By: AO</title>
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		<dc:creator>AO</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Dec 2005 07:00:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>fatty, YOU have a merry christmas.i challenge you to have a merry 12 days of christmas which extends till 1/6/06 (i think).  so, when you get run off the road/nearly hit/etc  remember you are having a merry christmas...stay safe.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>fatty, YOU have a merry christmas.i challenge you to have a merry 12 days of christmas which extends till 1/6/06 (i think).  so, when you get run off the road/nearly hit/etc  remember you are having a merry christmas&#8230;stay safe.</p>
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		<title>By: Sirk</title>
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		<dc:creator>Sirk</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Dec 2005 05:53:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hm... tempting, but I am a bit lacking in the jolly department.  Especially at the present date.  Would stuffing a buoyant jar of &#039;Merry&#039; benevolence down their throat be an acceptable alternative?  I enjoy your site and thus your sense of humor, keep blogging.Cheers,Sirk</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hm&#8230; tempting, but I am a bit lacking in the jolly department.  Especially at the present date.  Would stuffing a buoyant jar of &#8216;Merry&#8217; benevolence down their throat be an acceptable alternative?  I enjoy your site and thus your sense of humor, keep blogging.Cheers,Sirk</p>
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		<title>By: Shadow</title>
		<link>http://www.fatcyclist.com/2005/12/25/how-to-freak-people-out-on-christmas/comment-page-1/#comment-500991</link>
		<dc:creator>Shadow</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Dec 2005 03:24:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Uh oh. This sounds like a christmas I might not want to remember...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Uh oh. This sounds like a christmas I might not want to remember&#8230;</p>
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