Comments on: Lies

By: Jim

Jim — Sat, 07 Jan 2006 00:38:25 +0000

Lie: The team ride starts at 9amTruth: It’s 9:10. Joe did say he was showing up, right?

By: k

Fri, 06 Jan 2006 23:39:28 +0000

It takes me less than 10 minutes to get ready for any bike excursion.

By: Nanget

Nanget — Fri, 06 Jan 2006 23:15:32 +0000

How about the lies from riding mates like:"Hey you should come we’re only going for an easy spin". It is never easy and always mashing the big ring.You ask "How far to go?" response "Not Far". Not far, no matter how far it is. Is always too far."It’s all flat" No ride is ever flat when those words are spoken.

By: Unknown

Unknown — Fri, 06 Jan 2006 23:12:19 +0000

Lie: I just bike recreationally, I’m not competitive about it at all.Truth: I’m sorry I forced you into that tree as we were sprinting there at the end. I didn’t see you! That’s really tough, especially since I accidentally called for the sprint when you were lifting your bike over that fallen tree. And man, that’s a bummer the way those dogs chased you off course the other day on our time trial. I have no idea who could have put raw steak into your Banjo Brothers seat bag. Good thing it’s made of high-quality materials and won’t stain. Oh, yeah, and congratulations on your second place in the series. I think you might have beat me out on that last race if someone hadn’t replaced your chamois butter with BenGay!Do I get points for product placement?

By: Tom Stormcrowe

Tom Stormcrowe — Fri, 06 Jan 2006 23:07:59 +0000

Lie: Whan you blow up to 581 pounds, you will never cycle againTruth: Read my blogs to see proof that above is a lie!Again, Elden, I’m not in the contest, just posting in a lie/truth!

By: Unknown

Unknown — Fri, 06 Jan 2006 23:05:36 +0000

I wish I had a good lie to tell, but I sure enjoyed the blog and everyone else’s lies!Hugs,MuMo

By: TIMOTHY

TIMOTHY — Fri, 06 Jan 2006 22:55:11 +0000

The lie: Cycling makes you impotent.The truth: See my post about my goals for 2006. My boys can swim!

By: Jill

Jill — Fri, 06 Jan 2006 22:27:23 +0000

Lie: Cycling makes you sexier.Truth: I think anyone who has ever squatted behind a dumpster knows the answer to this.

By: joan

joan — Fri, 06 Jan 2006 22:20:10 +0000

The Lie: No, those bike shorts look great on you.The truth: One look at your shorts and everyone knows your religion.

By: tayfuryagci

tayfuryagci — Fri, 06 Jan 2006 22:17:45 +0000

I want to be the fat and jolly leisure-cyclist rather than that freak. and btw rasmussen is my favourite pro.