Comments on: Self-Importantly, I Agree to an Interview

By: Jane

Jane — Wed, 26 Apr 2006 05:10:53 +0000

What a witty site you have! I do not know if I am smart enough to keep up, but I will try if you’ll let me back in. I have a bike, and I do use it – but you lost me with some of the jargon. I suppose I will be able to learn if I read more, right? Toodles, Jane

By: nick

nick — Wed, 26 Apr 2006 02:54:40 +0000

Why, of all words, is phonetic spelt with a ph?

By: barry1021

barry1021 — Tue, 25 Apr 2006 22:21:42 +0000

BigMike–Aye. Laddie, Tis an impressive pair you got there now, no doubt. You be rightly proud of them, showing them off as you are.

"I hath entered wedlock with a persen embattled with the task of training future generations in the mother tongue. ‘Tis a heady task indeed, made all the more difficult by the distortions and blasphemy spewing forth from the box in the corner."

Not to mention what be spewin’ forth from what be attached to them calves, we reckon too, eh?

B21

By: BIg Mike In Oz

BIg Mike In Oz — Tue, 25 Apr 2006 22:03:32 +0000

Barry – My calves, my calves, 4 inches heels are the best.

Thou art doubtless wonderstruck with myne depth of literary perception. I hath entered wedlock with a persen embattled with the task of training future generations in the mother tongue. ‘Tis a heady task indeed, made all the more difficult by the distortions and blasphemy spewing forth from the box in the corner.

Simpsons – the new cultural norm.

By: Jsun

Jsun — Tue, 25 Apr 2006 17:30:48 +0000

I was feeling a little guilty for teasin’ FC, but after reading a few more comments, I am not the only one. Besides, if I can’t pick on someone I don’t know via the web, who can I pick on. So, back to the fun.

Come on Fatty, get off your cheese and brat filled butt and write a detailed report, with pictures, about your White Rim in a Day. Or was that this weekend coming up? No matter, make something up about how it may go. Or, as I mentioned earlier, I may have to create my own blog within your comment section, filling it up with ramblings about my own fat-cycling-arse.

By: Juliet

Juliet — Tue, 25 Apr 2006 16:39:52 +0000

4000 hits? you don’t say. How come there are only 5 or 6 commenters? Perhaps these guys are playing a grand punk on the FC and logging on to your site 800 times a day? – O.K. that’s probably ridiculous.

About the Dahon bike – thank you for writing to me personally when I asked you about it (given your celebrety and all – I feel blessed). I have however been unable to find one for purchase online – Dahon doesn’t seem to sell directly to online customers and I don’t live in the US so cannot walk into a bike store to buy one. I even tried to buy one in Toronto – no dice.

Perhaps I’m not supposed to buy one and Dahon will ‘lend’ me one too? Hmmm…..

By: Unknown

Unknown — Tue, 25 Apr 2006 14:49:02 +0000

What is and what should (have) never be(een):
Shoppe
Olde

"That’s just not good enough."

Botched

P.S. You may export rock n roll bands from the OLDE country, but please keep your spelling.

By: uncadan8

uncadan8 — Tue, 25 Apr 2006 14:33:46 +0000

Boz – Just fix it the way you like it and THEN dip it in cheese! I’m going to have to see if the cafeteria has brats today.

B21 – Have you seen BIg Mike’s calves and quads? I don’t know about the four-inch heel training, but he’s doing something right…even if he does spell funny.

By: barry1021

barry1021 — Tue, 25 Apr 2006 13:15:24 +0000

Aye, Big Mike thou art correckt, four inch heels wouldst be moare proper for conditioning of thy calves, not thy quads, mould upon my brain theare must be. Tell us, kind sir, is it from direct experience dost thou speake, and if true, surely a picture to illuminate the heathen speakers of fair English you would thusly indulge?

B21

By: Unknown

Unknown — Tue, 25 Apr 2006 12:14:24 +0000

Good job, FC. Starting an international incident on spelling. Another publicity ploy. You’re always thinking.

BTW, I like my brats w/ kraut and spicy brown mustard, the way God intended. But cheese does sound good