Comments on: News Flash: Race Promoter Announces Even-Longer, More-Impossible-to-Complete, Less-Likely-to-Ever-Happen Competitor to Tour of America

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By: Bitter (Lissee)

Bitter (Lissee) — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 14:25:20 +0000

My favorite line? “Unlike Aqu Inc., we’re not afraid to go into the mountains” lol

I was thinking wondering about mountain stages when I briefly eyeballed Aqu’s proposed routes. And come on, riding from Central Park to Ground Zero is so cliche.

By: Boz

Boz — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 12:26:54 +0000

Congo – It’s better than last years version. It least the shorts will be darker blue on the new design. Light shorts just don’t work in a sport where there is alway a chance of soiling one’s self. Not that it’s ever happened to me, but I remember a photo of Tom Boonen from the back after a mid-stage bout of stomach distress.

By: Congo

Congo — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 08:21:13 +0000

Slightly off topic I know but seeing as Team Slipstream would likely be competing in the RATUSALOT I think the organizers need to have a “minimum dress standard” which would exclude them based on their proposed jersey design:
http://www.cyclingnews.com/photos/2007/tech/shows/interbike07/index.php?id=/photos/2007/tech/shows/interbike07/interbike077/MZ-IB07_slipstream

Is the pattern on the front from an Argyle jumper? Definitely a contender for Fatty’s ugliest jerseys contest!

By: mark

mark — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 02:51:19 +0000

I’m pretty sure that the Tour of America is being sponsored by Dr. Evil, hence the prize of “One MILLION Dollars” (best said with pinky in corner of mouth, followed by your best evil laugh). After the race is over, every town the riders crossed through will be blown up with a “Laser,” which, by my reckoning, is nearly every town in America. Unless of course your view of America includes North, South, and Central, which is, incidentally, the only way I can fathom that someone could say that the majority of the best riders in the world are from America. And even then it’s a stretch, Juan Mauricio Soler notwithstanding.

By: Trecker

Trecker — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 02:37:11 +0000

Is it just my imagination, or does RATUSALOT end at the home of the Fat Cyclist himself?

By: eunicesara

eunicesara — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 22:14:28 +0000

I first read this and went, big deal. Hmm. Then I started catching the fever – jerseys, paper thin tee’s, drawn on pockets. Yeah! YEAH! And?! What if your faithful hoards of readers each BOUGHT a shirt/jersey/TPwrap with drawn-on seams and pockets AND PAID YOU to have their picture included in the Rat-race yearbook! There’s a fund raiser. Jeepers, who needs Gatorcola anyway! Big Boned could even submit a picture and money order to have his detour adventure in the UP included. It’s not like your roads are identifiable, right?