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	<title>Comments on: Free T-Shirt Monday: Laser Beams of Death</title>
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		<title>By: Ellie</title>
		<link>http://www.fatcyclist.com/2007/10/22/free-t-shirt-monday-laser-beams-of-death/comment-page-3/#comment-496832</link>
		<dc:creator>Ellie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Sep 2010 17:46:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ok, so I know I&#039;m commenting on a nearly three year old post, but this is too good not to.  I&#039;d use the LBoD on Toronto city councillor Rob Ford, who is now unfortunately running for mayor.  

&quot;I can&#039;t support bike lanes. Roads are built for buses, cars, and trucks. My heart bleeds when someone gets killed, but it&#039;s their own fault at the end of the day.&quot;
-Rob Ford, Toronto City Councilor</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ok, so I know I&#8217;m commenting on a nearly three year old post, but this is too good not to.  I&#8217;d use the LBoD on Toronto city councillor Rob Ford, who is now unfortunately running for mayor.  </p>
<p>&#8220;I can&#8217;t support bike lanes. Roads are built for buses, cars, and trucks. My heart bleeds when someone gets killed, but it&#8217;s their own fault at the end of the day.&#8221;<br />
-Rob Ford, Toronto City Councilor</p>
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		<title>By: Buy tadalis.</title>
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		<dc:creator>Buy tadalis.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Jul 2008 19:25:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;strong&gt;Buy tadalis.&lt;/strong&gt;

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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Buy tadalis.</strong></p>
<p>Buy tadalis.</p>
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		<dc:creator>big game poker</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jul 2008 16:18:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Codeine.</title>
		<link>http://www.fatcyclist.com/2007/10/22/free-t-shirt-monday-laser-beams-of-death/comment-page-3/#comment-96100</link>
		<dc:creator>Codeine.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Mar 2008 23:52:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;strong&gt;Somas do they have codeine in them.&lt;/strong&gt;

Codeine online. Codeine.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Somas do they have codeine in them.</strong></p>
<p>Codeine online. Codeine.</p>
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		<title>By: Tramadol.</title>
		<link>http://www.fatcyclist.com/2007/10/22/free-t-shirt-monday-laser-beams-of-death/comment-page-3/#comment-95165</link>
		<dc:creator>Tramadol.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Mar 2008 09:36:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;strong&gt;Tramadol.&lt;/strong&gt;

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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Tramadol.</strong></p>
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		<title>By: Itsik</title>
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		<dc:creator>Itsik</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Oct 2007 21:42:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Never. Not even drivers who threatened me on purpose. I would love to shoot the idiots who gave them a driving license.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Never. Not even drivers who threatened me on purpose. I would love to shoot the idiots who gave them a driving license.</p>
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		<title>By: Larry Buzbee</title>
		<link>http://www.fatcyclist.com/2007/10/22/free-t-shirt-monday-laser-beams-of-death/comment-page-3/#comment-44956</link>
		<dc:creator>Larry Buzbee</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Oct 2007 09:20:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Dear Fatty, just follow the link below to know my target. Nuff said.
www.reviewjournal.com/lvrj_home/2007/Apr-01-Sun-2007/news/13474207.html 
 
PS
I have carried my own LBOD for 30 years now. While it functions nearly identically to yours, it is not nearly so restricted in usage. DIE you BASTARDS, DIE! is my motto.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dear Fatty, just follow the link below to know my target. Nuff said.<br />
<a href="http://www.reviewjournal.com/lvrj_home/2007/Apr-01-Sun-2007/news/13474207.html" rel="nofollow">http://www.reviewjournal.com/lvrj_home/2007/Apr-01-Sun-2007/news/13474207.html</a> </p>
<p>PS<br />
I have carried my own LBOD for 30 years now. While it functions nearly identically to yours, it is not nearly so restricted in usage. DIE you BASTARDS, DIE! is my motto.</p>
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		<title>By: Clydesteve</title>
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		<dc:creator>Clydesteve</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Oct 2007 20:57:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I know the Tee-Shirt is already given away.  Work interferred yesterday.  

I would have used the LBOD last March 20th, at about 5pm, PDT at the intersection of oregon State Highway 34 and Seven Mile Lane, NW corner, for purely defensive reasons.

I was stopped at the busy intersection waiting to cross 4-lane Hwy 34, and a motorist was stopped alongside me, waiting to turn left (east) onto Hwy 34.  He became temporarily more stupid, and pulled out in front of oncoming westbound traffic.  

Then he became even more stupid, and, realizing his error, stopped to get T-boned.  I was not mad at the moment, I was horrified.  Two motor vehicles were careening towards me.  It would have been good to be able to vaporize them.  Especially the guy that hit me.

Had I been missing the presence of mind to vaporize them then, I surely would have managed to turn the handlebars of my mangled bike in from the bottom of the 18&quot; of water in the ditch and aimed the LBOD at the menace of an idiot who caused it all, as he stood on the bank of the ditch and verbally abused himself for being so stupid and wrecking his car.

I think it would have been cathartic at that point, I was in need of some catharsis.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I know the Tee-Shirt is already given away.  Work interferred yesterday.  </p>
<p>I would have used the LBOD last March 20th, at about 5pm, PDT at the intersection of oregon State Highway 34 and Seven Mile Lane, NW corner, for purely defensive reasons.</p>
<p>I was stopped at the busy intersection waiting to cross 4-lane Hwy 34, and a motorist was stopped alongside me, waiting to turn left (east) onto Hwy 34.  He became temporarily more stupid, and pulled out in front of oncoming westbound traffic.  </p>
<p>Then he became even more stupid, and, realizing his error, stopped to get T-boned.  I was not mad at the moment, I was horrified.  Two motor vehicles were careening towards me.  It would have been good to be able to vaporize them.  Especially the guy that hit me.</p>
<p>Had I been missing the presence of mind to vaporize them then, I surely would have managed to turn the handlebars of my mangled bike in from the bottom of the 18&#8243; of water in the ditch and aimed the LBOD at the menace of an idiot who caused it all, as he stood on the bank of the ditch and verbally abused himself for being so stupid and wrecking his car.</p>
<p>I think it would have been cathartic at that point, I was in need of some catharsis.</p>
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		<title>By: katie</title>
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		<dc:creator>katie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Oct 2007 18:39:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>well, i&#039;d have definitly used mine by now! i had been dating this guy for three years, and i really though we were getting serious! one night, he said he was going to take me to dinner, had to say something important. well, i thougt this was it, but it wasn&#039;t he was dumping me! well, needless to say, i was mad. one week later, i was riding my bike down my street(which is only one street down from my ex&#039;s) and who did i see but him! in his x-tera with his new girlfriend! well, his was so busy making out with her, he wasn&#039;t paying attention to where he was going, and ran me off the road! i fell on the sidewalk, scraping my leg, and scuffing the pain on my bike. i would have lasered him, his girlfreind, and his stupid x-tera right there! and watched them burn in happiness. so, that&#039;s how i would have used mine.  and i don&#039;t think there would be a better purpose!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>well, i&#8217;d have definitly used mine by now! i had been dating this guy for three years, and i really though we were getting serious! one night, he said he was going to take me to dinner, had to say something important. well, i thougt this was it, but it wasn&#8217;t he was dumping me! well, needless to say, i was mad. one week later, i was riding my bike down my street(which is only one street down from my ex&#8217;s) and who did i see but him! in his x-tera with his new girlfriend! well, his was so busy making out with her, he wasn&#8217;t paying attention to where he was going, and ran me off the road! i fell on the sidewalk, scraping my leg, and scuffing the pain on my bike. i would have lasered him, his girlfreind, and his stupid x-tera right there! and watched them burn in happiness. so, that&#8217;s how i would have used mine.  and i don&#8217;t think there would be a better purpose!</p>
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		<title>By: sorelegs</title>
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		<dc:creator>sorelegs</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Oct 2007 18:09:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Timk, Lt. Col. Todd Waddell, et al. 
My apologies for the political post.  It was a gut reaction.  I read the question and I posted my reaction without thinking.  You guys are right, this is not the place for hootin&#039; and hollerin&#039;. 
I personally love poltical discourse and dont trip out that other people have different opinions than me.  I think talking to others about hot topics is a great way to learn and grow.  I guess I just assumed that other people would feel the way I do (about dissent).  Next time I&#039;ll use my LBoD on closemindedness.  
Aloha and happy riding.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Timk, Lt. Col. Todd Waddell, et al.<br />
My apologies for the political post.  It was a gut reaction.  I read the question and I posted my reaction without thinking.  You guys are right, this is not the place for hootin&#8217; and hollerin&#8217;.<br />
I personally love poltical discourse and dont trip out that other people have different opinions than me.  I think talking to others about hot topics is a great way to learn and grow.  I guess I just assumed that other people would feel the way I do (about dissent).  Next time I&#8217;ll use my LBoD on closemindedness.<br />
Aloha and happy riding.</p>
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