Comments on: WADA Needs a Hero

By: Born 4 Lycra

Born 4 Lycra — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 12:36:20 +0000

Being a public servant I would form a committee. Batman, Kenny, the Green Lantern, Silver Surfer, Al Maviva, FC and Sue (cos we love her) and Botched plus a few others. They could sit around have a good time vote and make a few democratic decisions and then Al doing his impersonation of the Thing (Fab 4) could just announce its clobberin time and go give some people a serious talking too.

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RocBike.com | The RocBike Review » Links Of The Day: 20 November 2007 — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 05:09:06 +0000

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By: mgr

mgr — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 04:29:35 +0000

Keith Richards. The press conferences would be something else.

By: wheelman gaz

wheelman gaz — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 04:00:17 +0000

The reason John Fahey left without a whimper was the removal of a lung for cancer. Another survivor, what if Lance was still riding?

By: Jeremy

Jeremy — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 01:33:14 +0000

I am not big on pop ups, but I went to the Xbox thing. M u s t d o a s m a r k e t e r s s a y…..

By: eunicesara

eunicesara — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 20:36:03 +0000

For superheros I say “The Shadow.” With his power to cloud minds he can be unseen while observing the clandestine scheming close-up, first hand, and then bring the dastardly drugged-peddlers to justice!
In the meantime, what will they outlaw next? Santa’s “ho-ho-ho”, or his “jolly fat elf” physique with his “belly” that shakes like a “bowl full of jelly.” Carb-loading? Gatorade?
Happy Thanksgiving!

By: Mark W

Mark W — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 20:12:00 +0000

Bravo Fatty. I enjoyed this post (and its associated comments) the most in my memory. Somehow the wonder woman imagery just got stuck in my head. :-)

By: KT

KT — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 19:02:45 +0000

Hmmmm…. superhero as head of WADA. Interesting premise.

I think it would be more appropriate to go with spbarnes’ suggestion regarding supervillians. I mean, isn’t that who is already heading WADA? Maybe we could get a BETTER supervillian.

Oh shoot, I’m getting my acronyms screwed up. UCI is headed by supervillians.

Wait. Maybe they BOTH are headed by supervillians, and that’s why the status quo doesn’t change?

It explains a lot, though; I mean, supervillians always have stupid henchmen; WADA has the french lab. Viola!

By: belliott

belliott — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 18:06:52 +0000

Oh, come on – a superhero to head the WADA? Don’t they already have enough credibility issues? I mean, how exactly do you think they get those physiques? Oh … cosmic rays. Right. Wasn’t that Floyd’s fifth explanation? The last thing we need is the head of the WADA being caught for steroid use.

By: bikemike

bikemike — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 17:56:24 +0000

Patrick Warburton, a.k.a. The Tick.
all you need for power is “Drama Flakes” not drugs.

SPOON!