Comments on: A Brief Anecdote

By: Hello world! « Madmark325’s Blog

Hello world! « Madmark325’s Blog — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 17:52:21 +0000

[...] statement. for those of you who were not aware, every good blog has a mission statement, as the fatcyclist [...]

By: Roger

Roger — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 01:06:27 +0000

dude, the stuff in commercial mayo is really not good-unlike your attempt at peeing. :.))

By: Maria

Maria — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 21:50:19 +0000

I just read this post, after lunch mind you. Hilarious! You almost made the milk come out my nose with this one Fatty.

By: Meredith

Meredith — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 15:39:37 +0000

Frigging hilarious! I am not going to get this image out of my head all day.

My friend, who taught emotionally desturbed middle schoolers, caught one of her students doing the ‘helicopter’ in their self contained classroom bathroom. Needless to say, she sentenced him to a month of bathroom cleaning side by side with the janitor. Perhaps a punishment of that kind is in order?

By: Penny

Penny — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 17:00:19 +0000

There are TEARS in my eyes. I cannot laugh…I just had surgery. But I can say, I now want to be a visiting nurse. :P

FWIW, I would have waved with my free hand and continued peeing. (Although, I’m a girl, both my hands are free anyway.) Modesty is highly overrated.

Peeing all over your own foyer however, is truly a red letter day!!

By: Tina C

Tina C — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 16:56:39 +0000

OMG! Where is the spew warning?!? I laughed so hard, I almost choked to death….

By: Charisa

Charisa — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 16:34:11 +0000

I just had to explain to my boss that I’m laughing a peeing story on a bike blog . . . that always goes over well :)

By: Triflefat

Triflefat — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 01:24:37 +0000

Please make sure the revised mission incorporates the notion of random oxymorons sneaking in.

Smiled at the peeing story but chuckled aloud at “expanded focus”!!

By: the mom

the mom — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 20:24:16 +0000

Approximately 100 years ago my husband and I were riding TOSRV on a tandem. I was insulted that men were so easily able to “go look at the corn” as needed.

Well, it was after being properly [over-properly?] hydrated that I needed to look at the corn, too. Beside the road, downhill a ways, I thought I found the proper coverage. Not so much, I guess. As I stood to recommence our ride I heard [complete with Doppler effect] a fellow cyclist shouting to his mate “OMG! Did you see that woman?!” I took it as a compliment.

Thanks for the encouragement to head down memory lane, Fatty

WIN

By: buckythedonkey

buckythedonkey — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 17:41:49 +0000

I’m with Botched. I mean, farting at the nurse would have been so much worse than waving your tackle at her while hosing down the hall.