Comments on: Mister Helpful Directions Person

By: Philly Jen

Philly Jen — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 17:40:41 +0000

“Cashmere Nightmare”? ROFL, that’s definitely going to be my next knitting project, in shades of Persimmon Doom.

(Or maybe my next emo cover band, I haven’t decided yet.)

By: Jenni Laurita

Jenni Laurita — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 16:39:49 +0000

My husband, Matt, possesses this same superpower. I call him MattQuest.

By: Kathleen

Kathleen — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 16:31:35 +0000

I am a Citizen of Equestria! Although I’ve never been addressed as such and my life is poorer for it.

LOVE this post…funny Fatty makes me smile.

By: Flatoutjim

Flatoutjim — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 10:14:28 +0000

Dear Mister Helpful Directions Person

I need you help. I need to know the quickest way to the beer store.

Can I please have Dug’s cell number?

By: Rocky

Rocky — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 04:30:38 +0000

Moss only grows on the the north side so dugs directions would be strangely wrong, and I seem to recall dug not being able to find the singletrack as an exit on Gold Bar Rim.

By: Jay

Jay — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 04:03:34 +0000

If I were lost on a trail anywhere, I would want to be with Dug. But I guess if I was with him then I wouldn’t be lost.

By: VA Biker

VA Biker — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 01:50:59 +0000

Very funny post.

“Citizen of Equestria”, indeed. ‘Tis a foreign kind of place/activity vs. riding a bike, for sure. (Written from someone who just doesn’t quite trust horses…)

By: WheelDancer

WheelDancer — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 01:34:20 +0000

My brain works much like yours Fatty so I generally, hey what’s that on my screen, I think I have some of those cleaner packets around here somewhere, OK sweetie, I’ll let him out, now what was I doing, oh so I don’t generally give directions except under duress and, oh there’s that cleaner pack, that will help, oh look the wastebasket is full, I’ll just empty that quick, oh can’t forget the contract for the meeting tomorrow…..

By: Anne Isom

Anne Isom — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 01:01:30 +0000

OT~~

I saw this game today, and thought of your son!!

http://www.crayonphysics.com/

He’s probably already seen it, but its so cool I didn’t want him to miss it!

Anne (Laura)

wow, that IS a cool game, and you’re right about it being like something my son would make (in five or ten years). thanks for the link! – FC

By: sansauto

sansauto — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 00:38:22 +0000

I once got lost on the courage classic (3 days, 3 mountain passes in the Cascades in Washington). They nailed arrows to poles instead of the traditional paint on the roadway. Anyway, I forgot what color arrows I was supposed to follow and ended up leading about a dozen people to garage sale in the middle of nowhere. I pretended to shop for until everyone who had followed me turned around.