Comments on: NEWS FLASH: Lance Armstrong to do Photo Shoot

By: lance cyclist

lance cyclist — Mon, 29 Apr 2013 17:59:03 +0000

[...] NEWS FLASH: Lance Armstrong to do Photo Shoot – Fat Cyclist http://www.fatcyclist.com/Austin, TX (Fat Cyclist Fake News Service) – In the wake of the recent announcement by the Justice Department that it will pursue a lawsuit against Lance Armstrong for unjustly enriching himself, a spokesman for Armstrong … [...]

By: Sarah

Sarah — Sun, 28 Apr 2013 21:57:51 +0000

Come on, leave the poor guy alone in his hall of mirrors…

By: Clare

Clare — Sun, 28 Apr 2013 21:54:28 +0000

Yes, I agree, how about the ‘Devil’s Dictionary’, by Ambrose Bierce!

By: Mary

Mary — Sun, 28 Apr 2013 21:52:18 +0000

It looks like we need a new dictionary just for our fallen hero :)

By: Longstaff

Longstaff — Sat, 27 Apr 2013 17:34:47 +0000

You forgot the one “broke ass”!

On a more serious note I’m amazed he hasn’t ramped the PR machine up with hospital visits to give presents out to sick kids. That’s the sort of manipulative thing that usually works in the UK.

By: Trailer Park Cyclist

Trailer Park Cyclist — Thu, 25 Apr 2013 22:13:37 +0000

They left out the most important of all: nonplussed. Hard to master, but highly effective.

By: Leroy

Leroy — Thu, 25 Apr 2013 12:21:44 +0000

My dog says you forgot “verklempt” and “farmisht.”

But I think that’s just his mishegos.

By: davidh-marin,ca

davidh-marin,ca — Thu, 25 Apr 2013 04:47:14 +0000

Mr. Guyot, you’ve created a monster!

By: davidh-marin,ca

davidh-marin,ca — Thu, 25 Apr 2013 04:46:29 +0000

Speaking of “Photo Shoots” I’m watching TV tonight and what do I see…A profile of a ‘must have’ tv director:

Apparently Mr. Nelson has another alias.

By: Marsupial MattC

Marsupial MattC — Thu, 25 Apr 2013 00:43:12 +0000

I think the last person who got the “crafty” look from Lance immediately burst into flames and was reduced to cinders. It may look “crafty” on that kid, but on Lance it would be something else altogether.