Comments on: Prepare. Now.

By: Chris Jordan

Chris Jordan — Mon, 17 Feb 2014 04:59:15 +0000

Alright, not overly worried about Zombies but in the vein of being prepared…I’m a new Fat Cyclist (200lb), which the weight doesn’t bother me ’cause there ain’t no hills in Ohio, but since I’m new to the road. Any advice on emergency repair kit (other than always riding next to the water so I can see bubbles from the hole in my tube)?

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By: davidh-marin,ca

davidh-marin,ca — Thu, 06 Feb 2014 17:53:17 +0000

@HammerPants

Those are Aero Bars need for speed.

By: MC

MC — Thu, 06 Feb 2014 17:03:29 +0000

@upTheGrade, NOW you’re cooking with GAS! LOVE THAT BIKE!! It’s the perfect zombie-apocolypse bike! (well, except for the seat…that would have to go). And it’s front wheel drive too! Much better in slippery situations such as zombie-blood/goo/ick all over the road). I’m kind’a unsure as to what the black bars and such up above the saw is allabout tho..there appears to be more to this chain-cycle than meets the eye. Though I’d think a mod to turn the blade 90 degrees (so that it’s horizontal)…that way you could weave back and forth and the long blade would be cutting a swath thru the leigon of zombies.

By: Nadine

Nadine — Thu, 06 Feb 2014 16:09:07 +0000

Hey, this is quite a smart blog post, it’s witty and has a good point!

Now let me rant a little about how unseriously we take our lives. Okay, I won’t do that, but I’d much rather want to be in a good shape before any sort of apocalypse is announced. But oh well, if this is what it takes for us to get off our behinds, then so be it.

Thank you for the warning, my fellow. I do plan on putting on lots of weight in time for the zombie apocalypse. But it will be muscle weight! :)

By: the Putti

the Putti — Thu, 06 Feb 2014 15:02:32 +0000

I just want you to feel you’re doing well. I hate for people to die embarrassed.

By: UpTheGrade, SR, CA

UpTheGrade, SR, CA — Thu, 06 Feb 2014 03:52:04 +0000

Found the perfect bike, clears a path through the zombies and also drives the wheels to outrun the Wiggins-like zombie cyclists.

By: babble on

babble on — Thu, 06 Feb 2014 00:55:23 +0000

Er… what do you MEAN endlessly? We speak dork is all. :)

Hey! I had noticed a leeeetle extra round this very middle the other day, and as I did I thought of YOU and your online wager last year. (You were so right about the need for sleep- thank you:)

If I am going to put any weight on, it would be far preferable if it were rather north of my middle, but as THAT particular kind of development isn’t exactly natural at this age and stage of life, I was hoping to drop the extra weight entirely, and YOU were going to be my inspiration.

Now I just don’t know what to think… Zombie apocalypse indeed!

By: spaceyace

spaceyace — Thu, 06 Feb 2014 00:49:32 +0000

UpTheGrade writes: Does anyone know if there is a handlebar mount for a zombie-cutter crossbow out there?

See, here’s the problem. I don’t think I could ever be a good enough aim, on a moving bike, with life-or-death-situation adrenaline running through my veins, to get a decent head shot. You might. I’m going to just carry a hatchet bungied to my handlebars. Never runs out of ammo either.

By: Sara

Sara — Wed, 05 Feb 2014 23:37:27 +0000

@Kukui: Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.

@SteveB, see if this helps: Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three.