A Weekend at the Camp Kesem Leadership Summit, Part 2: How to Fundraise

11.11.2015 | 8:44 am

When the twins and I went to Michigan for the Camp Kesem Leadership Summit, it was for more than riding the 100 Miles of Nowhere. We were also invited in order to talk during the summit itself, the day after the 100 Miles of Nowhere.

First, the twins and I — along with several other kids who’ve been to camp and their parents — were in a panel where we were asked questions about camps and counselors. I mostly got to sit back and enjoy this part; I wish I’d have thought to have someone video it. The kids’ responses were fantastic, and it really underscored how much value kids get from these camps.

A little later in the afternoon, Doug from Movember and I took turns presenting on fundraising tips and techniques. This time, I did think to give my phone to one of the twins and ask her to video me. She did a good job and I even sorta kinda made sense through most of it (stuttered a lot at the beginning but finally settled down and got rolling). 

And so, I hereby present my…presentation. On fundraising.

And since I manage to stand in front of my slides for the entirety of the presentation, here are copies of my slides.

You didn’t know my last name ’til now, did you?

Please, let’s not get political. PLEASE.

Learned this point really recently. I can be taught!

Based on this, I should really do an eating contest for a fundraiser.

Hey, sorry about that Obama slide earlier. 

But why does the “why” matter?

Captain Obvious would like to remind you that people like things that are easy and fun more than they like things that are difficult and miserable.

By this reasoning, I should be infinitely awesome by now.







100 Miles of Nowhere, 2015 Camp Kesem Leadership Summit Edition

11.10.2015 | 7:55 am

More often than not, my bike rides blend into each other. I have a certain window of time and so head out on a ride that winds up being pretty much the same as most every other time I have ridden that course.

(That’s not a criticism of my regular everyday cycling, by the way. I see it as a virtue. I enjoy the routine.)

Yesterday, for example, The Hammer and I rode in Corner Canyon. Up the Hog, down Rush, up Canyon Hollow, down Ghost, up Canyon Hollow, down the Hog and home. The only thing that might stand out in my memory of this ride is that I crashed while going down Rush. And since it wasn’t a terribly bad crash (skinned up right shoulder, forearm and knee, bruised left hand, bump on the head), I probably won’t even remember it.

Indoor rides — on the rollers or on the trainer — are usually even more like this. What’s to remember, after all?

Well, in the case of the 100 Miles of Nowhere, 2015 Camp Kesem Leadership Summit Edition, the stuff that was going on all around me was remarkably memorable. And inspiring. 

In fact, I’m going to come right out and claim that it was one of my all-time favorite rides in my entire life.

The Day Before

You need to know that at Camp Kesem, nobody goes by their given name. Instead, everyone has a camp name. Which means that since I brought the twins, I was traveling to Fenton, Michigan with Couch and Car.

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We rented a car, which Couch noted, “Oh good, this car will be awesome in case we need to fold cats!”

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What a bizarre sense of humor that kid has. I wonder where she got it.

We visited the lodge at Camp Copneconic, which had already prepared for our arrival by setting up a stage for us, with posters giving leaders some basic instructions on what to do:

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Yes, that’s right: they were going to put us on a stage to ride the 100 Miles of Nowhere, as leaders and counselors for the 2015 Camp Kesem Leadership Summit arrived in waves on buses from the airport, checking in for a weekend that would be a combination of education and inspiration for them.

And it’d be all that plus perspiration for us.

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With mats and silly hats laid out, we were all set for the next day. We’d be starting at 12:30 — lunchtime for the leaders that were already there — with the plan to end…well, to end 100 miles later.

Meet Team Fatty 

Coming to Michigan to do the 100 Miles of Nowhere had been a little bit of a leap of faith for me. I didn’t really have a good picture of where I’d be riding, and I’d never met — in person — any of the people I’d be riding with.

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All I had, really, was a vague idea that we’d be riding to entertain and support the Camp Kesem Leaders, and that  Bill Hart-Davidson — of 100 Miles of Circular Driveway Fame — would take care of bringing friends along to ride, a bike for me, trainers, fans, and everything else.

I was just a little bit concerned. Would they show up? Would they show up on time? Would they be nice / friendly / cool with the idea of riding 100 miles on trainers on a stage?

As it turns out, I didn’t need to worry. At all. Bill and his friends were the most relaxed, energetic, friendly group of riders I could have ever hoped for or wanted to ride with.

Here’s the crew, in our pre-ride photo:

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Back row, left to right: Bump Halbritter, Bill Hart-Davidson, Derek Dykstra, Couch, Fatty, Car, Mike Clark, Mike Rstitch, Kaat Tahy. Front row: Jane Saccaro (“Pocket,” CEO of Camp Kesem), Jim HIgley (“Pops,” CMO of Camp Kesem)

By about 11:30 — more than an hour before we were scheduled to start rolling — Bill and his friends appeared with all their gear, including a nice setup for me. 

It wasn’t long ’til we had all the bikes lined up and ready to roll.

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We were going to have an on-time start. How often does a group ride work out like that?

Make Some Noise

Before we began, Jane “Pocket” Saccaro spent a couple of minutes introducing us to the crew of around 150 Camp Kesem leaders who were already there. I took a moment at the mic myself to thank them for the amazing work they do: providing a safe, fun, silly, wonderful week to kids who have been affected by a parent’s cancer.

I told them a little bit about how my own daughters have been to Camp Kesem for each of the past four years, and that it is is simply the centerpiece of their summer vacation. They love the camp and everything about it, and so I of course can’t help but love the camp as well.

And then we began the 100 Miles of Nowhere…to an outrageously loud standing, stomping, shouting and cheering ovation.

I tell you, that kind of beginning does a pretty fine job of removing the tedium from a long session on the rollers.

Beads, Songs, and a Tandem

The Michiganians had had a brilliant idea: bring along a tandem to put on a trainer, so any leaders who wanted could join in for a mile or two of the 100 Miles of Nowhere with us. Couch and Car jumped on:

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And as the day went on, dozens (if not hundreds) of leaders did, too…almost always first taking the time to don a combination of wigs, tutus, and silly hats:

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The twins had lots of 100 Miles of Nowhere swag — socks and musette bags — I had brought along, and would surprise people with a little gift after they had put in a ride.

And also, Car got a chance to see how I would look with hair:

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Even more awesome, Camp Kesem had bought hundreds of bead necklaces, which they gave to leaders as they arrived and registered, instructing them to come up and put a necklace on one of us and introduce themselves. 

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A leader putting a bead necklace on Bill.

As a result, we each got to meet and talk to dozens of these incredibly motivated, positive camp leaders. I tell you: when you’re having  conversations with good people who are actively out there making the world a better place, the time (and miles) just fly by. 

Within a couple of hours, we all noticed that our necks were growing noticeably heavy from all the bead necklaces. 

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Bump, with lotsa beads.

My single favorite thing of the day, however, was the way that from time to time, one of the Camp Kesem kids (and by “kids” I mean anyone from counselor to leader: they’re all of college age) would get up and bring a huge surge of energy by leading everyone in a camp song / shout / dance.

Here. You gotta see / hear what I mean.

Doing Good

When you’re on a stage for hour upon hour, you have time to look around. And what I saw were some pretty amazing people. 

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Mike, riding no-handed on rollers. I cannot do this.

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Kaat has done at least one century ride every month for the past 78 months.

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Derek didn’t have a way to measure his progress. He just kept on going until everyone else had gone at least 100 miles.

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Mike had a smile on his face the whole ride. Literally. Unless that’s his grimace, in which case he had a grimace the whole ride.

And looking out into the crowd, I was incredibly impressed with the people out there. The energy and kindness were just remarkable. 

For example: my twins are not super outspoken. Plus they’re quite a bit younger than anyone else was there, so it was pretty easy for them to just hang out on their own during the day, drawing and reading. But — and I saw this an untold number of times during the day — these camp counselors and leaders would wander over and talk with them, easy and natural as can be. 

And I loved how many times I saw the twins laughing and talking with these kids. It was just fantastic. I tell you: Camp Kesem has got some seriously magical magic.

And In The End

I’m going to let you in on a little secret: Bill’s Michigan Team Fatty crew did somethig extra super-nice for me: they gave me the trainer with the least resistance. This enabled me to go to a big ol’ gear and spin away miles at a ridiculous rate, turning in 100 miles in just about five hours, even with lots and lots of breaks to take pictures and talk with people and stuff.

And when I got to the final mile, everyone crowded around, shouting and cheering and counting down and otherwise making me feel like I was a full-bore pro. 

And then they did it all again, just as loud and big and amazing for the second group that was finishing a little later, due to the fact that their trainers actually had some resistance.

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This 100 Miles of Nowhere was something special: to do the ride at the leadership summit for the cause the  whole event is supporting in the first place. And to discover, at the end of it, that you are an even bigger fan of the cause than you were at the beginning of it.

I’ve enjoyed each of my 100 Miles of Nowhere, but this…well, this exceeded my expectations at so many levels. 

Thank you Team Fatty Michigan and Camp Kesem. It was more than worth it to travel so far…just to go nowhere.

PS: Please be certain to read Bill’s Race Report, which is considerably better than mine.

100 Miles of Nowhere: Pre-Race Encouragement and Recovery Report from Corrine

11.6.2015 | 7:58 am

Before we get started with today’s 100 Miles of Nowhere Race Report, there are a few things I want to make note of. 

1. Ride the 100 Miles of Nowhere With TrainerRoad

TrainerRoad is a top sponsor for the 100 Miles of Nowhere, providing a free month to all registered racers (look for the card in your packet!).

But they’ve gone above and beyond their sponsorship responsibilities and have created a 100 Miles of Nowhere workout

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Yep, it’s a five-hour-long trainer workout, designed to replicate riding a tough century, but not so tough that you can’t do it.


The Hammer and I are definitely gonna do this one when I get back, and you should too.

This is an awesome thing for TrainerRoad to have done, and a terrific reason for you racers to open up that free month you get with the program and get started. Check out TrainerRoad’s blog about the workout, and then go do the 100MoN workout

2. Get Inspired to Ride

If you’re registered for the 100 Miles of Nowhere, you should be getting an email today from Inspired to Ride, with everything you need for you to start watching this incredible documentary — one that I think suits “100 Miles to Nowhere” to a T. Inspired to Ride follows a handful of cyclists from around the world as they race unsupported in the inaugural year of The Trans Am Bike Race. It’s the antithesis to events like Tour de France and Race Across America. There are no teams, no support vehicles, no special jerseys and not a dime in prize money.

Just a thought: It would be pretty awesome to do the 100 Miles of Nowhere workout while watching Inspired to Ride. 

3. Team Fatty and Camp Kesem: Meeting in Michigan

First, the twins and I now are in Michigan for the Camp Kesem Leadership summit. I’ll go into the details of the trip in another post. For now, just a couple of pictures: 

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I fly often enough that I have forgotten how amazing it is. The twins reminded me, laughing at the amazing feeling / sound / visual of taking off, and then staring out the window for about an hour. I am going to start requesting a window seat again.

When we got to Michigan, we went to the lodge where Camp Kesem leaders and counselors will be meeting this weekend, and were treated to this poster:

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And this one, on the stage where we’ll actually be riding: 

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Yep, they’re putting us on a stage to ride the 100 Miles of Nowhere, as hundreds of camp leaders and counselors arrive today to register for the big summit tomorrow. 

We kick off the ride at 12:30ET, and it would probably be a good day to follow me on Twitter, since I’ll be posting pictures and stuff as we prepare for and do this thing.

Okay, that’s a lot of pre-story stuff, but all pretty relevant to the topic-at-hand. Now…on to this week’s 100 Miles of Nowhere race report!

OK, it’s not exactly a race report. It’s more of a recovery report. But it’s awesome

Corrine’s Video Race Report

This year marks Corrine’s fourth 100 Miles of Nowhere. Or it should. Her knee, sadly, had other plans for her. 

But that didn’t stop her from making an awesome video telling her story and encouraging the rest of you to get out there and get it done:

Pretty fantastic, eh? A little bit more about Corrine, in her own words:

I’m 56 and I love to ride my bike. I met you and Lisa at the 2013 Leadville which I managed to finish in under 13 hours but not 12!

This summer, prior to my bilateral knee surgery, I did the Tour of Fairbanks (a 4 day,5 race series), my best 200 mile time trial race yet in the Fireweed making my stretch goal of under 12 hours, and I finished the Smoke ’N’ Fire, a 440 mile bikepacking mountain bike race in Idaho in 4 days and 8 hours, just 3 weeks before my surgery — and I didn’t come in last!!

I may not be fast but I’m persistent and I wanted to really wear out my knees before I replaced them!

Be sure to wish Corrine speedy continued recovery, so we can hold her to her commitment of winning the “57yo, recently recovered from bilateral knee surgery” division next year. 

Too Good For Me (But I’m Gonna Ride It Anyway)

11.5.2015 | 7:13 am

Right now I’m traveling with my twins to Michigan to ride the 100 Miles of Nowhere and talk at the Camp Kesem Leadership Summit. I’m     excited.

Back in Provo, UT, however, there’s something I desperately wish I could see in person. Racer at Racer’s Cycle Service has been working on something kinda special for me: a new bike.

Yes, a new bike. My first cyclocross bike.

A Felt F FRDX frame, with ENVE M50 Fifty wheels, seatpost, bar, stem and computer mount, and SRAM Force 1 drivetrain and hydraulic disc brakes

[Full Disclosure: SRAM and ENVE both provided products for this bike build]

It’s kinda killing me to not have been there for the build, but Racer’s been nice enough to have been sending me photos as he built it up.

Spoiler alert: it’s gorgeous beyond words. Which is why I’m going to show you a bunch of pictures, concluding with the actual finished bike.

When you see it, you will conclude — as I have — that this is a perfect bike, and is in fact way too nice for the likes of me (i.e., someone who has not up to this point ever owned a CX bike at all) to be riding. I’m not sure if I’ve ever actually been too good for a bike I’ve owned. Which is to say, every bike I’ve ever owned is capable of doing things I am completely incapable of.

Really, as a fairly pedestrian rider, I should be riding boring bikes.

But I don’t want to. I love beautiful, light bikes with amazing engineering. I don’t care if I never drive or own a Ferrari; I love that I often get to ride the bike equivalent, and can — by virtue of being pretty darned thrifty otherwise (my car is nine years old) —afford to ride bikes that are just mind-bendingly wonderful.

That said, this bike has taken this conceit to a completely new level.

Specifically, while I have never raced cyclocross (OK, once or twice more than a decade ago) and am terrified to even try it, I am now the owner of what I am pretty sure is the nicest cyclocross bike a person could own.

How will I use such a bike? Well, what a fine question. I’m glad you asked. Here are the uses I currently hope to put this super-dream bike to:

  • CX Racing: This is the obvious one, but also the one I’m most afraid of. Which is to say, I am afraid that I’m gonna get hurt, due to the fact that of all the humans on this earth, I am the least flexible of all of us. I don’t even know the names of the tendons and ligaments I’m going to put in danger when trying to do a running re-mount of a bike, but I’m sure I’ll learn, once I’m in the emergency room.
  • Crusher in the Tushar: I love this race (and promise I will finish my writeup of the 2015 version soon). So far, every year I’ve raced it has been on a mountain bike, and every year I’ve watched people just blow by me. For 2016, I hope to set a new PR on what I lovingly refer to as “Fred X.”
  • Cedar City Fire Road 100K: The Hammer and I raced this  Leadville 100 qualifier last year, and I expect we’re gonna race it again in 2016, primarily with the objective of me acting as a domestique for The Hammer (and Lindsey and Ben if they want to join the train). I will be working to get her (or them) into a Silver Corral upgrade. I think it’s entirely do-able, and will be an important part of helping The Hammer get a solo sub-9 at Leadville.
  • Local Riding: There are a lot of dirt roads in the mountains close to where I live, and they look like they could make for some extraordinary riding. To date I don’t really know them that well. For 2016, I think that ought to change.
  • A Gravel Grinder? I’ve never ridden a gravel grinder race like the DK200, but let’s face it: there’s a pretty good chance that this may be the most perfectly-suited kind of racing there is for a guy like me. Big miles, not highly-technical. Sounds like me all right. The only reason I haven’t signed up for the DK200 is that it coincides with the Rockwell Relay…and you all know how I feel about Rockwell. 
  • Road Riding: My beloved Tarmac S-Works SL4 is hardly a four-season bike. Fred X should be good for taking out onto the Winter and Spring roads.

Now, with all that said, allow me to invite you on a little show and tell of the Fred X bike build.

First, The Frame

Behold the Felt F FRDX.

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This happens to be one of the lightest carbon CX frames you can buy (and it’s available only as a frame, which is exactly what I wanted), but that’s not the reason I bought it (OK, it might be part of the reason). I own a Felt 9 FRD, built using the same Felt “Textreme” carbon layup tech, and I just love the way that frame feels. Oh, and I dig the checkerboard appearance:

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Anywhere I can put ENVE on a bike, I do. It’s just that good. Yes, it’s incredibly light, but that’s not the reason why (OK, it might be part of the reason). It’s just full-on bombproof, looks amazing, and feels perfect.

Here’s an interesting little factoid: I have ENVE wheels on six bikes right now (four of which are actually mine). Two of the wheelsets have been on those bikes (the Tarmac and my Stumpy Singlespeed) for three full seasons of riding. 

None of the ENVE wheels have ever gone out of true. Ever. At all. Even once. None of the rims have ever had any problems whatsoever, in fact. And I’m not the kind of rider who has one set of wheels for training and another for racing. I use the same ENVE wheels all the time. They just stay strong, true, dependable, and beautiful.

As far as I’m concerned, ENVE makes the best, most beautiful, most reliable wheels in the world. Yep, I’m going with all those superlatives.

So. Check out the wheelset I have for Fred X:

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These are M50 Fifties. They’re the same wheels I have on my Felt 9 FRD and the Cannondale F-Si. So yeah, I guess you could say I’m a fan of these wheels. 

Why these instead of a tubular wheel? Because I’m a big fan of tubeless, and tubulars are impractical for rides like the Crusher…where I’ve seen more than one person out of the race because their tubulars weren’t up to the terrain challenge. 

And don’t worry…I think you’ll see that these wheels didn’t exactly make the bike excessively heavy or anything. More on that later.

I did do one thing kind of new on this wheelset, though. I asked Felt to give me the Pantone colors for the red and blue accents on the frame, and then gave that info to ENVE, which created a custom version of the ENVE decals to beautifully match the frame:

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And they didn’t do it just because I’m a much-beloved, award-winning blogger, either. It turns out this is an upgrade ($100) ENVE has available for anyone who wants their already-gorgeous wheels to match their frames to a whole new degree.


Fred X isn’t just rolling with ENVE wheels, though. Here’s the stem (100mm, JFYI):

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And then the bars (I went with 44cm, which is wider than I’d go for a road bike, for extra row-ability). And I even added the ENVE computer mount, just to maximize the ENVE-ness of this incredibike.

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And from another angle, just because I have it:

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And it goes well with Chipotle burritos:

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Use the Force

With the new Star Wars movie coming out soon, there’s no way I’m the only one talking about SRAM’s Force 1drivetrain in terms of Jedi-ness, is there? 

No matter. The fact is, SRAM’s 1X drivetrains are just killing it. 

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A lot of people have asked me why I haven’t been riding single speeds lately. SRAM 1X drivetrains are why. They have a quiet, direct feel that is similar to singlespeeds…but you can shift. Reliably, beautifully, every time.

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Ooohhhh…it’s all starting to come together:

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And you’d be able to see exactly how much of a believer I am in 1x shifting if you went into my garage, where there are currently no fewer than six mountain bikes with SRAM 1x shifting. 

Going with SRAM Force 1 for Fred X was an easy choice.

How’s It Look?

By the time it all came together, this is what Fred X looks like: 

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Oh my. I believe that Fred X is the most beautiful bike I have ever owned.

And here’s how much it weighs:

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It’ll be closer to 17lbs by the time I add pedals. 

And How Does It Ride?

Here’s the thing: I haven’t ridden this bike. It’s all finished and ready to go…and I’m flying to Michigan.

I feel this problem acutely

You can bet I’ll be taking this bike out really soon. Too-good-for-me-ness notwithstanding.

Free Verse Friday on Tuesday: Brief Thoughts on a Stormy Autumn Morn

11.3.2015 | 8:16 am

Had I time to write 
I would
That would, perchance
Be more than you would want
To read

My problem runs
In the other direction
I find myself swamped

Do not cry!
Wipe your tears
For I have many cool things
Which I will post about

For now
Just let me say
That this Thursday
I am flying to
In the company of my twins
Where we will be congregating
At the Camp Kesem 
Leadership Summit

There, accompanied by Bill
(Who is certifiably insane
And some friends of his
I shall ride 100 Miles
Of Nowhere
And talk to kids there
About How to Raise Money
For Good Causes
I shall have more to say
About this
In the near future

But today!
Before I go and do
My day job
Which is currently also
Kind of bleeding into my personal time
(As day jobs sometimes do) 
I want to show you
A few images
About which
I am pretty

First, I am
Pleased to say
That trail-building in my neighborhood
Continues apace
And betimes astonishes me
With the money and time
Invested into said trails.

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This lovely bridge
Connects Corner Canyon
Which is already wonderful
To Bonneville Shoreline Trail
A glorious Vision!
Now being realized
Within riding distance
From home

But wait!
There’s more:

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Here the Hammer poses
Making the new 100MoN jersey
Look fantastic
She is standing in front 
Of a tunnel
Newly hewn through rock 
In this selfsame
Bonneville Shoreline Trail 
I tell you
This is some good stuff
And it’s all close
To home 

And finally
Please take a look
At these several images
(and one video)
Images which no doubt
Have portent of new adventures
And dangers
In store:

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I suspect
I shall have more
To say and show
On this matter
Quite soon.

Thank you. 

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