Mountain Bikers Should Have Dogs

03.20.2008 | 8:17 pm

Somehow, at some point, I stopped worrying about separating my private life from this blog. Mostly, this is because I am lazy. It was too much work to remember to not talk specifically about my real name, my wife’s name, where I work, or where I live.

In short, I am as open with my identity to pretty much the same extent as Bike Snob NYC is guarded with his.

And yet, there is one member of my family I believe I have never mentioned.

The cat.


Everyone, meet the Nelson family cat. Her name is Kisa. "Kisa," by the way, is Finnish for "cat." Kisa is a resentful cat. Ostensibly belonging to my 12-year-old son, this cat (which I have nicknamed "El Gato Stupido") does not like anyone in the family except Susan. Kisa follows Susan everywhere, earning an occasional angry swat on the nose from me when she nearly trips Susan up. (It’s not cute to trip someone walking with a broken hip. Plus I really like to swat the cat on the nose.)

This cat is as large as a raccoon, with similar coloring, while exhibiting the playfulness one expects from a cat nine times her age (i.e., 27).

If I Had My Druthers
I bring up the cat mostly to point out that I consider this cat a perfect example of what a mountain biker doesn’t want in a pet.

Mountain bikers should have dogs. And dogs, clearly, should have mountain bikers.

The only reason we don’t have a dog is because Susan has explained to me that if I were to get a puppy (and I would definitely want to start with a puppy, so I could raise it in the ways of mountain biking), she would be the one taking care of it day in and day out, while I’m away at work. This is a fair point and I do not dispute it, and so we do not have a dog.


Even though it’s kind of a shame and should maybe even be a crime that a guy who loves mountain biking and owns a truck doesn’t have a dog, too.

Good Dogs
The reason I want a dog is because I’ve been mountain biking with friends who bring their dogs along. Provided the dogs have learned the cardinal rule — yield to descending bikes — dogs are invariably the most popular member of the riding group.

Seriously, it’s a privilege to have the dog choose you to hang with, even for part of the ride. It makes you feel like there’s something inherently good about yourself. In reality, of course, it could be nothing more than that the dog finds your stench intriguing or figures you look like the type to share your water bottle. Doesn’t matter. The dog doesn’t offer an explanation, and you don’t ask.

A long time ago, the first guy I ever went mountain biking with — Stuart — had a terrific dog for riding. Her name was Daisy. She ran back and forth during the climb, policing the group, and then made a game of staying out front as long as she could on the downhill.

But when you got close and wanted her to get out of the way, all you had to do was hiss at her: "Tsss tsss tsss." She’d find a way to yield, immediately.

I know so little about dogs that I don’t even know what kind of dog it was. Short tail, short hair, blunt nose." A really good dog.

What I Would Want In A Dog
I actually hadn’t thought about getting a dog in quite some time until a couple weeks, as we were driving to Disneyland. We split the drive into two days so we could spend the night at Susan’s mom’s.

Susan’s mom has a very good dog. She’s not sure of the breed, except that it’s half St. Bernard. I would wager that the other half is Yellow Lab, since the dog — his name is "Pal," a good name for a dog — looks like the largest, most barrel-chested Yellow Lab you’ve ever seen.

I was thinking that Pal would be a good mountain biking dog, until I thought about the fact that I like to climb. I’m not sure Pal’s built like a climber. On the other hand, I’m not sure I’ve ever seen a dog really have to work to keep up with a mountain bike on the climbs. So maybe a big dog would be just fine.

The fact is, I don’t really know what are the most important qualities a dog needs to have to be a good mountain biking companion. The list that occurs to me sounds kind of like a bizarre "personals" ad:

  • Must tolerate heat well
  • Must be able to last for a three hour ride
  • Must be social (I don’t want it threatening other riders or other dogs)
  • Must have short hair (I am not going to take the time to brush out brambles from long hair after rides)
  • Must be able to handle the climbs

What kind of dog is that? I don’t know, really. Maybe it’s a Lab. I’ve always liked how friendly they are. Maybe it’s a German Shepherd. Maybe it’s an Australian Shepherd (I watched an Australian Shepherd competition once and was astounded at how capable they are).

What’s the best kind of dog for mountain bikers? I’m guessing some of you have strong, informed opinions on this.


  1. Comment by the greg | 03.20.2008 | 8:57 pm

    haha first to comment. i always wanted huskies growing up. good, solid dogs. good for the trail. my wife, however, wants a pomeranian. small, hyper, no stamina, and always under foot. so, we’re gonna compromise and get a pomeranian. i can tell ya, fatty, what IS NOT a good trail dog… go ahead. guess…

  2. Comment by kreger | 03.20.2008 | 9:50 pm

    my buddy has a jack Russel, meets all your requirementsl. Great dog, we use “hep” instead of”TSS” plenty of energy, I would reccomend. He has plenty of energy yet he can curl up for a 5 hour drive across the state,

  3. Comment by AdamBomb | 03.20.2008 | 10:01 pm

    English Springer Spaniel – not as big as a lab, no big otter tail whacking things over in the house, but leggy and fast enough to keep up on the trail, smart enough to train. Pretty dogs.
    Oh, and lots and lots of energy. You’ll have to take him on a daily ride or he’ll be bouncing off the walls in the house. This could be considered a pro, not a con.

  4. Comment by buddah on a bicycle | 03.20.2008 | 10:58 pm

    I have ridden with two different dogs, and each had its pros and cons. During highschool I used to take the family dog for short rides. He was a lab/irish wolfhound. The pros were he did extremely well and stayed with the bike the whole ride. The cons were he never really had the energy for long distance runs if you went over 10 mph. My sisters dog is a lab/collie/something else and can keep up even at speeds of 20mph the problem is she is the worst behaved dog I have ever known.

  5. Comment by dawn | 03.20.2008 | 11:06 pm

    Unrelated to your dog topic, but essential to this site, where is your weight? We have this wonderful bet going with you, yet when we the reader might actually win..your weight disappears.

    Hmm…got error message when I first tried posting this…so it confirms my theory of a cover-up

  6. Comment by radirpok | 03.21.2008 | 12:07 am

    What you may want is a hunting dog.

    I may be a little biased, but if I were to get a dog for biking, it would be the Hungarian “vizsla” (pointer). They have very short hair, they are so playful that they are completely inept at guarding the house (they would try to play with unknown persons instead of barking at them), and if trained well, they are very-very obedient and extremely tolerant, love children and love nature (water, too), and a three-hour ride may not even be sufficient for warming them up – vizslas have an unbelievable amount of energy.
    The only thing to consider is, however, that they *require* attention and care, and they are very much attached to their masters.

    Check this:

    “Do Vizslas get along well with children, cats and other dogs?

    Like most dogs, Vizslas who are well socialized will get along very well with children, cats, and other dogs. They love affection and companionship. In general, the more people and animals that are around them, the happier they are.

    Do Vizslas make good jogging partners?

    Vizslas have excellent stamina and would enjoy the companionship and exercise. They should not be introduced into jogging until they are at least 18 months of age to allow for the growth plates in their bones to fully mature. Of course, making a Vizsla a pleasant jogging partner requires lots of positive obedience training with an emphasis on leash manners! ”

    What else could I say? I want my vizsla! ;-]

    Here is a site with an awful design but lots of pictures:

  7. Comment by medstudentitis | 03.21.2008 | 3:38 am

    Boarder collie. My boyfriend’s boarder Kippy loves to go riding with us and she’s got good biking manners…

  8. Comment by Don Juan DeMarco | 03.21.2008 | 3:43 am


    Read the temperment section.

    Of course, you realize you probably shouldn’t be taking any dog on 3 hour heat excursions until they are probably over 2 years old. Just guessing.

  9. Comment by Big Boned | 03.21.2008 | 3:47 am

    Hands down, best mountain biking dog around is a Rhodesian Ridgeback. I don’t even need to justify that answer. You don’t believe me – go look it up.

  10. Comment by KatieA | 03.21.2008 | 3:52 am

    Best phrase ever heard to describe the cat / dog philosophy.

    “Dogs have masters. Cats have staff.”

    I’ve had both.

    Cat would smack the blinds, making sure to get your attention (as if she wanted to go outside to use the plants) and then as soon as you were up, wander into the kitchen and meow at her plate. She also used to beat up the dobermans that lived next door.

    Dog used to lick anyone within a 10ft radius, love running and cycling (which we did every day) and wake me up by panting with dog bre