Dear Mr. Vaughters,
I’d like to congratulate you on having your pro cycling team invited to the 2008 Tour de France. That’s quite an honor. Or at least I think it is. It’s hard to say for sure, anymore.
- Don’t let anyone eat an actual burrito
- Ask — nicely — to get a different kind of trophy
- Cut out the argyle gag. It’s not nearly as funny when you’re sober
- Do something with Zabriskie. But I’m not sure what