Free Advice for Team Slipstream / Chipotle

03.26.2008 | 3:04 pm

Dear Mr. Vaughters,

I’d like to congratulate you on having your pro cycling team invited to the 2008 Tour de France. That’s quite an honor. Or at least I think it is. It’s hard to say for sure, anymore.


  • Don’t let anyone eat an actual burrito
  • Ask — nicely — to get a different kind of trophy
  • Cut out the argyle gag. It’s not nearly as funny when you’re sober
  • Do something with Zabriskie. But I’m not sure what


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