Guest Post: Ride the 100 Miles of Nowhere With JOHAN BRUYNEEL

05.4.2011 | 9:01 am

201105040637.jpg A “Last Chance and a New Cause to Register” Note from Fatty: A few days ago, I told Johan Bruyneel he ought to do the 100 Miles of Nowhere with Team Fatty. He was interested, so I closed the deal by suggesting he could do it for a cause near and dear to his heart: what if he did the 100 Miles of Nowhere, but with the proceeds of his ride going to a cause he’s passionate about: World Bicycle Relief?

And what if, furthermore, I opened registration for the 100 Miles of Nowhere for one more day, so his friends and fans could sign up as well?

I proposed this because I’ve been thinking about World Bicycle Relief (WBR) a lot lately; the way a bicycle — something I love — can immediately improve the life of someone is just amazing. And I love the mission of WBR: to give away 50,000 bikes. That’s 50,000 lives improved, in a big way.

So of course Johan said yes.

So, for today and tomorrow (registration closes at 6pm ET on Thursday) only, I’m opening up registration for the 100 Miles of Nowhere (men register here; women register here). All proceeds from registrations today and tomorrow go to WBR.

I’m Doing “100 Miles of Nowhere
Guest post (also on Johan’s website) by Johan Bruyneel  201105040739.jpg

Doesn’t make much sense to you? Well it shouldn’t.

So when The Fat Cyclist aka Fatty asked me to join him, I needed some explanation. The brief story is that Fatty has an international following – from his home in Utah to the other 49 states to countries to the North, South, East and West (and if you don’t believe me, he has the web metrics to prove it).

A few years ago, Fatty wanted to put on a ride benefiting LIVESTRONG where people from all over the world could participate. But with Fatty fans scattered throughout the world, that would be nearly impossible. So he created “100 Miles of Nowhere” allowing participants to “come together” and ride 100 miles from their own home on the rollers, trainer, or a very small course (like around the block or up and down a hill). Sounds very “Fatty like,” right? That’s what I thought too.

On a side note – I think … No actually … I’m certain the last time I did 100 miles on the rollers was when I was a professional rider … And I did that because it was my job!

Now since I like Fatty and he’s got one of the biggest hearts I’ve met, I agreed to suffer with everyone else. Fatty then suggested that since I agreed to participate that we should do a registration spin-off benefiting World Bicycle Relief. The only thing he wasn’t too sure of was if he could get more event t-shirts and race plates for the incoming number of registrants.

I’ve heard people say “Fatty for President” in the past and let me tell you, Fatty doesn’t disappoint. He managed to get Twin Six to donate and make even more event t-shirts! Bike Monkey agreed to the same for the race plates.

Which means that Fatty is reopening registration (last chance!) from Wednesday, May 4, 11:00 AM ET USA to Thursday, May 5 6:00 PM ET USA with all net proceeds from the $80 registration fee going to the Bicycle Education Empowerment Program (BEEP) of World Bicycle Relief.

And if you don’t know about WBR and BEEP, watch this video of my trip last year to Zambia.

So now my challenge to YOU!

Will you join me and Fatty for “100 Miles of Nowhere”?
How many World Bicycle Relief bikes can we put in the hands of school boys and girls in Zambia??
How many lives can we change forever?

WBR just announced that in March they gave their 10,000th WBR bike to a school child in Zambia. Amazing! But the goal is 50,000 WBR bikes to school children so there’s A LOT more work to be done.

Now I realize that everyone needs motivation to ride 100 miles on the rollers. (Does anyone really enjoy it?!?!?) So for those that register by Thursday, May 5, 6:00 PM ET USA, you’ll be entered into a random raffle drawing to win a Team RadioShack signed jersey by the riders of the 2011 Giro d’Italia squad. (Giro d’Italia squad)

Here’s how to register. It’s easy.



Fill out all the information and pay the $80 registration fee. Twin Six will then send you the t-shirt and race plate (YES – they will ship internationally) and the proceeds will go directly to providing World Bicycle Relief bikes to school children in Zambia.

And once you’ve done all that, tell your friends on Facebook and Twitter (we’ve made it easy for you).

THANK YOU and let’s make “100 Miles of Nowhere” lead to Zambia!!

Johan Bruyneel


“100 Miles of Nowhere” is a Fatty owned event, which means he makes the rules …. So straight from the owner, race director, commissaire, himself:

- The “official” date of the race is Saturday, June 4.
- And, thanks to the flexibility of the event — i.e., it’s just you, really — if June doesn’t work for you, you can do it another day.
- And also, the “100 Miles” part is more of a guideline than a rule. For example, if you would rather ride 50 miles, that’s fine with me. So is 25.
- Or if you’re a runner and you want to do a marathon on the treadmill, that would be awesome. If you’re a swimmer, swim five miles. I’m not picky.
- And of course, the very best thing about the 100 Miles of Nowhere is that you are going to win your division. You just need to make sure your division is specific enough that there’s no chance anyone else is in it.

By the way, I don’t see anything about radios, so I guess they are allowed!!


  1. Comment by NYCCarlos | 05.4.2011 | 9:18 am

    OK Lance, Your turn.

  2. Comment by chtrich | 05.4.2011 | 9:19 am

    What’s your weight today?

    Good question, thanks for asking! 170.2. I forgot to mention (but will mention in tomorrow’s post) that my daily weight will be posted at the bottom of the sidebar on the right side of my blog. I’ll also be leaving previous weights there, to make it easy to track my progress or lack thereof. – FC

  3. Comment by Jamieson | 05.4.2011 | 9:32 am

    You certainly get the ‘heavyweights’ in your corner when it comes to riding for the team (again).

  4. Comment by Zeeeter | 05.4.2011 | 10:15 am

    . . . wondering if Lance can still ride that far, not sure he’s still riding ;)

    I’d best post this quickly coz if he links to the site again you know what will happen! DOINK!

  5. Comment by yannb | 05.4.2011 | 10:27 am

    I signed up again. Wanted a second t-shirt plus a chance to support WBR.

  6. Comment by anna | 05.4.2011 | 10:31 am

    Wow I think you just made a world record weight loss! see the side-bar:)

  7. Comment by davidh-marin,ca | 05.4.2011 | 11:58 am

    Bravo Fatty! Bravo Johan! So I guess I need to sign up now. One question Johan:
    How do we get a WBR Bike for Fatty to ride in the Davis Livestrong Event July 9.

    There’s a chance he will not have his Gary Fisher Superfly then, and he gave away his Madone, (a good cause mind you), and think: If Fatty rides the WBR Bike at Davis, what kind of visibility is that, and what a contest we could have to give that away. We love double dipping.

    Go Johan, we want video.

  8. Comment by skippy | 05.4.2011 | 2:28 pm

    Hey Johann when you see me at the Giro in the morning you can take the money off me there !

    Seriously though was welcomed in Torino at the Major’s ( mayor in english) office today . Met Sergio at Torino 2006 Winter Olympics where he arranged some awesome contacts for me as you can see in my blogs .

    Good cause well worth supporting even if there were no goodies available !

  9. Comment by estee | 05.4.2011 | 6:32 pm

    Johann+Team Fatty doesn’t get any better. One mile at a time, some serious people power. Happy to ride along.

  10. Comment by LIz | 05.4.2011 | 7:19 pm

    This is awesome news! I’m almost tempted to enter again, but then I’d have to do 200 miles and I’m sure my legs would fall off if I tried that. Welcome aboard, Team Bicycle Relief.

  11. Comment by LIz | 05.4.2011 | 7:20 pm

    er . . . Team WORLD Bicycle Relief.

  12. Comment by Guyot | 05.4.2011 | 7:46 pm

    I love that WBR is on board – or we’re on board WBR. This is going to be the best 100MON ever.

    So…. those of us who registered early… are we in the running for the signed jersey if we donate $80 to the cause?

    And how can I do that?

  13. Comment by Sandra H. | 05.4.2011 | 8:36 pm

    I thought I got gipped because I paid $85 instead of $80, but upon further investigation, I realized I missed the update and will be getting a lot more schwag for my $5. Looking forward to June 4th. If it stops snowing…

  14. Comment by Doug (Way upstate NY) | 05.5.2011 | 5:10 am

    Hey Johan,

    Radios are allowed. As are TV’s, mp3, iPads, laptops, etc. :)

  15. Comment by Charles | 05.5.2011 | 10:48 am

    Fine. You roped me in with the kids in Africa. Love that cause.

    In the spirit of Fatty’s climb fest, here’s the route I’m doing:
    10 laps – 13,220 ft of climbing

    Anyone in the Auburn, CA area is welcome.

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  17. Comment by Big Dog | 05.5.2011 | 1:08 pm

    June 4th can’t come soon enough!! What a great cause and opportunity to give back to those in need.

  18. Comment by MarvinK | 05.5.2011 | 7:36 pm

    Boo! Wish you could have left it open until later for us on the west coast. Oh well, another year of “next year.”

  19. Comment by Sarge | 05.8.2011 | 2:51 am

    What’s that? I missed registration?? FINE! I’m going to donate $80 to the WBR ANYWAYS and do my OWN 100 Miles of Nowhere! Only, I’m going to call it 100 Miles TO Nowhere! HA! How do you like DEM apples? That’s what I thought.


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